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You’re Not Dramatic, It’s Actually That Bad Candle

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Management number 232818846 Release Date 2026/06/21 List Price $3.16 Model Number 232818846
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You're not dramatic — you're just right. Light this candle and let it back you up. Clean-burning, bold, and handmade in New Hampshire.


🍋 Scent: Citrus Lavender
Bright citrus that wakes you up, lavender that calms you down. It's like having your shit together in candle form.
Notes — Top: Bright Citrus · Mid: Lavender & Jasmine · Base: Cedarwood & Oakmoss

❤️ Premium Candles - No cheap crap here.
 
🔥 13.75oz Glass Jar
🔥 60–80 Hour Burn Time
🔥 100% Pure Soy Wax (USA)
🔥 Hand-Poured in New England
🔥 Ships from New England

✔️ 100% Pure USA Soy Wax
No paraffin fillers that other brands sneak in. Straight from American farmers, burns clean, lasts longer. That's it.

✔️ Cotton Wicks (The Right Kind)
Paper and cotton blend wicks that actually work. No lead, no zinc, no weird metals that cheap candles use. Burns evenly without that annoying tunneling crap.

✔️ Non-Toxic Scents Made in USA
We source our fragrances domestically because we give a damn about quality. Strong enough to actually smell, not overpowering enough to give you a headache.

✔️ Hand-Poured in New England
Small batches, real people, zero corners cut. Every candle gets individual attention because mass production makes mediocre products.


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